Monday, December 06, 2010

You Pompous Jerk

Dear Houstonite Who Was In My Store With a Shitty Attitude,

How dare you come into my store, talk trash about our selection, our prices & our layout? As if this wasn't enough you had the balls to trash my city? Really?? You know nothing you Texas idiot. Memphis is a very cool city with so much going on that you have no idea about. You are lucky I held my composure & didn't go off on your ass. Take that stupid blue tooth headset out of your ear & open your mind an inch. Go back to Texas because you don't deserve my city.

4 comments:

Samantha Dugan said...

I love that, when people have to tell you what they hate about your store. The first thing that comes to mind is, "Oh is that how you do it at your wine store?"...jackass.

Michael Hughes said...

The worst part was when he started bashing my city. I almost threw him out. What an ass.

brandon's table said...

You are the BOMB! and my HERO!

Michael Hughes said...

Well thanks!